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Even Cinderella has saggy boobs in her 50′s

Before you meet your handsome Prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads. In the aftermath  of wedding mania I’ve been experiencing, I decided to give an account of the other side of the romance saga....

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The (Plenty of) Fish Jane West rejected

And the worst dates of all time trophy goes to…………………It’s an award you just don’t want to win.. My friend (who for privacy reasons I’ll call Jane West) has been awarded the trophy numerous times now....

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Half Past Bra off & Wine O’Clock

Snap…… thump! … glug glug glug….Ahhhhhhhh!!!!  Does everyone know what time it is? Yes, that’s right.. It’s half past bra off & wine o’clock. My favorite time of the day. It’s the time of day where...

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Memories.. light the corners of my mind.. and my bedroom.. and the...

I admit it.. I’m a hoarder.  Not like those on the program of the same name.. No, not that bad.. I could never not leave room to get to my fridge, bed or computer. But I do keep things that others...

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14 Years an orphan

 I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrow. But how bitter will be this last farewell.  For you are beautiful and I have loved you dearly, more dearly than the spoken word can tell… The Last...

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Oh… so you have a song written about you?

Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo ’cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio. Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gayo, Son of a gun, gonna have big fun on the bayou. Typical… The one song...

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The anatomy of a chicken and other such inconsistencies

Just in case the Mayans are right and the world is about to end tomorrow, I decided to allow myself my favorite meal today, so for lunch, I had 1/4 Chicken, Chips & Gravy (leg section of course)....

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Toenails and other useless body parts

As I rolled over in bed last night, my toenail caught in the sheet. It must have been slightly torn – the toenail that is.. not the sheet.  It would never have bothered me being a bit jagged but once I...

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A watched pot never boils.. but finally it did.. 20,000 views

I have just reached 20,000 views on this blog.  I’m very humbled and extremely excited.  While I was away in China, Livonne.com.au turned 1 year old.  On the 22nd October last year, I set this up and...

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Introducing Half Baked Annie

  I’m very pleased to introduce you all to a good friend of mine.  For those of you who remember the blog I wrote about my friend “Jane” The plenty of fish jane west rejected, you have already met...

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Clearing the clutter…. filling the coffers

It’s two weeks today until I fly out to go to Ireland.. The trip has just got a bit bigger (and even more exciting if thats possible) and we’re fitting in a day trip to Paris.. yes I know.. Only a day,...

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